Could Borat Sagdiyev be a dating success?

Ok, it's just because there is not much to blog about today - I am actually working :-).
For a while I've been fascinated by this idea - to create Borat Sagdyev's profile at Lavalife. I guess it would have the following lines:
"to my future wife:
I will give everything: TV, the remote control, the cows. But If you cheat on me, I'll crash you..."
Borat Sagdiyev is of course one of Sasha Baron Cohen's personas
created for the Ali G Show